My principal consolation is that the 'roids have surely "shrunk his junk" just as this photo has caused my own average-sized but metallic orbs to involuntarily retreat into my body cavity. Perhaps this is a paring of convenience; she injects his pimpled ass with HGH while he touches up her botox every other week or so.
Interesting aside on lip implants. As I understand it, one way they try to make it look more "natural" is to open the lip and insert a role of actual human tissue taken from a cadaver. While there are obvious points to be made about the parallel between the procedure's literal cannibalism and the social aspirations of those undergoing the procedure, I find it more gratifying to simply contemplate an entirely different interaction between her lips and a "flesh roll." That and hitting both of them in the forehead with a five pound hammer.
