Breast Implants

Breast implants. Agh, probably the most abused form of plastic surgery ever. It's a great thing if it's used for good instead of evil. There's a right way and a wrong way. One, you should only go up to a certain size, based on your frame. Both of these women went too big. Second, you need to have a certain amount of body fat to sort of mask the implant. If you're as rangy as blondie here, there's just not enough fatty tissue to mask the outline of the implant. And third, I can't say it enough....DON'T PUSH UP YOUR IMPLANTS! Smooshed-up real boobies look awesome. Smooshed-up fakies? Ick. They look even harder and grosser and faker than they already did due to you violating rule 1 and 2. What's worse, the camera flash makes that nice hard shadow which just amplifies it by 10,000. So, even if it didn't look so bad in the mirror, it's gonna look horrifying in the photo.