Medusa Oblongata said...Q: What's more douchey...using brains to get ass, or waxed-up orange abs to get ass?
A: Trick question. Using your brains to get ass is never douchey.
I have been with more mediocre-looking, doughy, over-the-hill dudes with average earnings because they made me laugh my ass off. And they were kind and wise and insightful and interesting. And once we came up for air from under the sheets there was something to say besides "So....see you next
Saturday?"
Don't get me wrong, a smokin' hot bod will make me drool like Louie Anderson at a 24-hour buffet. But once I've had my eyefull, that's enough. I'm bored. Really. How many times can I look at the dude I'm with as he's pulling up his shirt and flexing in public before I start to think, "God, what a tool." Once? If even that. I think just KNOWING he was about to do it would dry me up like the Sahara.
