Dear professional Football and Basketball:
Screw you, you money-grubbing scum ponds, and everything you stand for, which really has nothing to do with competitive sport and athleticism. You have taken two fine games and turned them into absurd, circus-like, overpriced spectacles of douchery that makes me ashamed to be an American.
You do nothing but profligate the douche lifestyle, combining it with the thug ethic and cramming it down the throats of hardworking people who were only in search of a little escape and entertainment on Sundays. Add to that, the average American worker can barely afford a ticket to your bloated, absurd marketing-fests anymore. It takes tens of millions of dollars to pay these crybaby athletes who scream and howl for more money, year after year, when otherwise they would be in prison or turning wrenches at a greasy garage in Kansas. And who pays for these spoiled brats' Mercedes Benzes, swimming pools and cocaine? The guy turning wrenches at a greasy garage in Kansas, making 23K a year.
Add to that, both of your organizations harbor animal abusers, rapists, attempted murderers, drug dealers, addicts and violent thugs. And, not only are these scum scrapings NOT ejected from the leagues for their criminal antics, they are rewarded with new contracts, more money, and no consequences for their actions. Latrell Sprewell, anyone? Michael Vick? Need I make a list?
So, NFL, which stands for Numbskull Fucktard Loser, and NBA, which stands for Nothin' But Assholes, rest assured that your kind of operation is eventually taken to task. Just like Big Tobacco, Big Oil, and Big Food are being attacked, people will soon tire of your money-grubbing abuses. I couls find 1,000 men right now, construction workers, store clerks, cops, etc., who would gladly take 100K a year to play professional sports, and would play their hearts out for love of the game. If you think you're doing the people a favor by perpetuating this silly, overpriced charade, with your ten dollar dixie cups of beer and players so jammed full of syringes they can barely move, you're wrong. I know more sports fans than I care to admit, and more than one of them has tired of the nonsense and has moved on to more interesting fare.
